A Well Deserved Absence!!

An Irregular Woman’s Dream Comes True

Hi! It’s me again! Yea, I know it has been awhile since my last post but hey things have been happening. I’m a mover and shaker… right?! Welp, if you’ve been sitting under a rock I guess you haven’t heard the news. I’M PREGNANT… 15 weeks to be exact!

I wanted to wait until I was in my second trimester to blog about it- lower risk of miscarriage. But, the hubby and I are super excited! The big man above blessed us with our very own “Red Room of Pain, Laters Baby” baby minus some of that kinky crap! I haven’t even told you the best part, our little buddle of joy was conceived WITHOUT the help of any kind of fertility medicine. The only reason why I even took a pregnancy test was because the doctor advised me to because the next day she was going to start me back on Chlomid. “Hey you Chlomid…. SUCK IT!”

It is true, the Lord works in mysterious ways and he blesses us on his terms not ours. I do believe I went through this last year of rough patches to 1) grow my belief in him, 2) build character and 3) grow as a person. I do believe that my struggles have encouraged other irregular women like me, which is the main reason why I even started this blog.

I am thrilled about this amazing new journey that I am embarking on but I refuse to forget where I came from. Trust, looking forward I know I have some trials and tribulations ahead of me but like my last post states, I am going to remain in this calm and tranquil state.

I’ll keep you posted as the journey continues!!

-Until Next Time…

The Calm Before the Storm— of Skittles!!

Chello, all my fabulously lovely regularly irregular women out there! Welp, today is all smiles, sunshine and rainbows shooting out skittles kind of day for me. Why, might you ask? Shoot, I have no idea. Why should I even question it? I woke up this morning with this sort of calming aurora around me. Mentally, I’m at peace right now (probably because I have a week break from grad school and I’m not ripping my hair outta my head). Physically, I’m feeling better than ever thanks to my fabulous African trainer who kicks my butt in the gym 3x’s a week.

This peace that’s over me right now just feels amazing. I’m not worried about making babies, how much money is in our bank account or why someone doesn’t like me. I’m content- truly content! And for a long time, I was sooo far from it. I’m just enjoying life with my mouth open as the rainbow showers Skittles into it. That’s just how happy I am right now.

Will you join me in this content life? I urge you to let all the worries go and just enjoy and seize the day. Carpe Diem Ladies (which means, “seize the day” in Latin just in case you’re not familiar with the term)!! Of course, it’s always better to seize it with a Skittles rainbow over your head.

Side note: No I’m not high and tripping off a Molly. “Skittles” is a metaphor and if you don’t get it oh well, sad for you.

The doc got yet another tube of blood outta me.

Fertility update (for anyone that really cares): I went to the doctor AGAIN yesterday! They drew some more blood to check some other hormones levels. Geeze, how many different hormones do we freaking have anyway? The first time they drew blood they took like 6 tubes of it. Including yesterdays, that makes 7 freaking tubes and 8 different tests. Any who, when I get the results back depending on my levels, I will be back on Clomid. Ugh, I just got off that stuff in December but hey I’ll do what I gotta do to get my “Red Room of Pain, Laters Baby” baby. To think I started this blog with my initial post of getting off it but three months later, I’m getting back on the “juice.” Hopefully, I won’t be the bi-racial Puerto Rican octo-mom (porn-free of course).

I’ll be sure to keep everyone posted!

Oh, and here is an amazing skittles commercial I found online. Don’t worry its band in America. Could you imagine though, if it wasn’t!!! Priceless!!

Until Next Time….

-An Irregular Woman

Now this is how you ask a woman to marry you!

Renee, my work BFF, posted this on my Facebook page and I thought it was AMAZING! This is any irregular woman’s dream- to have a flash mob asking you to marry the man  you love. If a guy goes through all this just to ask you to marry them then, you know he loves you. And, you BETTER SAY YES! Check it out!